Why you looking bitter? I be looking better
The type of bitch that make you wish that you ain’t never met her
Lobelia S-to-the-B: so sprezz, so swag, so haute she’ll melt your popsicle.
I am just in love with Lobelia Sackville-Baggins fancying herself as a hot-shit fashionista but actually coming across as ten pounds of “oh honey, no" in a five pound bag. I want the extended edition to have footage of her parading through Hobbiton in her fashion-forward florals, calling everyone out for being basic bitches, harshing on coords, insisting everyone check out her lookbook and throw her some hype, come on you jerks.
I need a whole featurette on the in-universe fashion scene.
I mean, those frocks are obvs Bree Saint Laurent, but is that brolly by Vivian of Westwood or is it vintage Southfarthing couture? Did she scam those hats off a March Hare or what? How’d her layering game get that tight? Girl, what is that flower basket even about, what is your story?
These are the important questions.
"OH MY GODDDD DAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? This. This is why I never invite anyone over.”
"I just want to be involved in your life, Legolas! Stop pushing me away!"
"Holy shit, did you tell the guys at the archery range that I’m fond of them too?”
"You are fond of them!”
"I’M FOND OF LEMBAS, ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A DADCHAT WITH MY LUNCH?"
"DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OF CARBS!"
no bilbo i dont think there are dwarves in there
No dwarves, certainly.
REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE DESOLATION OF TAURIEL’S EPIC SUMMER ROMANCE!!! THIS DEC 13
OOOH, GET IT GIRL
How do you pronounce the dragon’s name? [x]
ok no but how on earth did you two make it through the entire process of filming without figuring this out?
CAN’T PRONOUNCE AN IMPORTANT CHARACTER’S NAME?
WELL THAT CERTAINLY REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING
WHAT!? HAS EREBOR BEEN CANCELLED?
NO ONE TOLD US!