[based on this scene from Gravity Falls]

REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE DESOLATION OF TAURIEL’S EPIC SUMMER ROMANCE!!! THIS DEC 13

OOOH, GET IT GIRL

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SOURCE: jirkwood
the hobbit    gravity falls    tauriel    bilbo baggins    legolas    gandalf    kili    orc dude    gifset    APOLOGIES TO FANS OF SERIOUS BADASS TAURIEL    I JUST THINK SHE HAS GREAT POTENTIAL FOR COMEDY    AND UNTIL DEC 13 I WILL CONTINUE TO INSIST THAT TAURIEL IS A HILARIOUS GOOFBALL    PROVE ME WRONG    HAHA YOU CAN'T    TRUE TAURIEL FACTS    TAURIEL'S GOTTA CATCH EM ALL IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN    TAURIEL MEETS BARD    'MORE LIKE BARD THE WHOA-MAN SLOW DOWN OR I'LL HAVE TO GIVE YOU A TICKET FOR BEING THAT HOT IN A FOREST FIRE HAZARD ZONE'    'THOUGH YOU'RE PROBABLY USED TO [PEERS OVER THE TOP OF HER STANDARD-ISSUE SHUTTER SHADES] BEING /FINE/'    '...D'    TAURIEL MEETS SMAUG    'CALL ME GOLDIE BECAUSE I WANT YOU ON ME'    TAURIEL MEETS TREEBEARD    JUMPS HIM    'AHAHAHA! I GOT WOOD!'    TAURIEL YOU CANNOT ROMANCE A STORM GIANT    YOU'RE FROM TWO DIFFERENT ALTITUDES    'TWO ALTITUDES BOTH ALIKE IN DIGNITY!'    ...I GIVE UP    GET IT GIRL    
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